It's like zen gout or something.
UPDATE: Generally, when I get gout, it comes after a period of stress coupled with not drinking enough water and adding a trigger food. As a rule, trigger foods don't bother me. Alcohol (rarely), lentils, cranberries, shellfish, etc. are no problem. BUT, the first two seem to act as a set-up, with the food item triggering the attack.
Stress + Low Hydration + Trigger Food = Gout Flare
Now that I think about it... that soup is pretty old. Time for the disposal for that.