"[My relationships were] like I was in these movies where the script was only half-written. When I’d get to the end of this half-script, the other actors wanted me to ad lib. But I had never gotten the hang of that. That’s why these movies were always box-office failures. Six of them in the past twenty years. I always blew the lines." ~ from my horrible first novel "Learn How To Pretend." (unpublished)(obviously)

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Blue Canary in the Outlet by the Light Switch

Your only friend

Who watches over yooouuuu

He's your only friend. He's not your only friend. But he's a little glowing friend. But really he's not actually your friend. But he--nevermind, let's not put too fine a point on it. He wants to be the only bee in your bonnet and that's all that matters, right?
You're probably wondering why it took 21 years for the world to finally make a blue canary nightlight. We're not sure, but we suspect the sparrow that doesn't tell you anything you want to know had something to do with it--or Triangle Man, who always seems to win.
Plug this little guy in an outlet by a light switch and the energy efficient, light-sensitive LED will glow cheerfully as light fades. You'll never have to whistle in the dark again! Unless that's the only one thing that you like, in which case you can leave the Blue Canary unplugged from the Outlet by the Light Switch.

This is for real and available from ThinkGeek

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