"[My relationships were] like I was in these movies where the script was only half-written. When I’d get to the end of this half-script, the other actors wanted me to ad lib. But I had never gotten the hang of that. That’s why these movies were always box-office failures. Six of them in the past twenty years. I always blew the lines." ~ from my horrible first novel "Learn How To Pretend." (unpublished)(obviously)

Friday, September 28, 2012

Laugh it up, boozers!

This shit is funny cuz it's true. I used to see people going to drop their glass of at the recyclers. They'd have, like, two empty wine bottles and an empty 12-pack of Michelob Ultra. Then I'd get out of my truck and unload two or three trash cans full of beer, wine, and liquor bottles.

OK, There's a whole other story there and we didn't drink ALL that booze. But still, the looks I got from people!

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